Subject: Wife and her shopping

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to
pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not
control his curiosity and asked,
"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me
shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.

*Moral : Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*

The story continues....The cashier laughed and then returned all the
items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the
cashier what he was doing. He said, "your husband has blocked your
credit card.........."

*MORAL : Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continues....Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse
and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....She smiled to herself and reached out for the
mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the
forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't
call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*

On getting home, his car was gone. A note was lying on the table,
"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the
premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need

*Moral: Don't try to control your spouse. You will always lose!*