The Vanilla pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in
The Dublin Timesabout a bank robbery on March 2.

Once  inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security
system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two
large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll
have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened..

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,
all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: