Gus was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the
doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response,
the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try
startling yourself."

That same day Gus went to the store and bought
himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to
Becky. At home, he found Becky was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two
began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. Gus, moments
later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter

The next day, Gus went back to the doctor. The doctor asked,
"How did it go?"

" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol,
Becky shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of
the closet with his hands in the air."