The profane parrot



A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.


"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch "fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,

"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.

"F==k me, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un-f==king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complains the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"Un-f==cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave?"