men are in the locker room of a golf club.


A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man

engages the hands free speaker

function and begins to talk.


Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: 'Hello'


WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at

the club?'


MAN: 'Yes'


WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found

this beautiful leather coat. It's only  $1 , 000.

Is it OK if I buy it?'


MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'


WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus  dealership and saw

the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'


MAN: 'How much?'


WOMAN: '  $ 90,000'


MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with

all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking  $  950,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them
an offer of  $  900,000. They will probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love
you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who
this phone belongs to?'