Senior logic…we may be getting older but we still know how to think.



I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket.  As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.


So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.  

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.