Hilarious, Not a single bad word used.*

Enjoy this dialogue with double entendre...

*9 pounds of gold*

A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that
was born to them.

Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of
a famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of
*a nine pound nugget of gold.* The editor upon hearing seemingly
extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.

When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away and his wife was alone at home....

Reporter:- _Does Mr. Brown live here?_
Mrs. Brown:- *Oh! yes.*

Reporter:- _Is he in?_
Mrs. Brown:- *No, he went somewhere.*

Reporter:- _Is it true that he owns a nine pound nugget of gold?_
  Mrs. Brown:- (Realising the joke) *Yes! Indeed.*

Reporter:- _Can I see the place where he found it?_
  Mrs. Brown:- *I'm afraid not because Mr. Brown objects in as much as*
*it is strictly private.*

Reporter:- _Is the place far?_
Mrs. Brown:- *No, it is quite near and convenient.*

Reporter:- _How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole?_
  Mrs. Brown:- *Just about two years.*

Reporter:- _Is the hole deep?_
Mrs. Brown:- *Quite so...*

Reporter:- _At about what time does Mr. Brown start digging?_
Mrs. Brown:- *Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.*

Reporter:- _Does he work hard on it?_
Mrs. Brown:- *You bet....and how he perspires.*

Reporter:- _Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?_
  Mrs. Brown:- *He thought he was....*

Reporter:- _How do you know there was someone ahead of him?_
  Mrs. Brown:- *I'm in good position to say so, because I own the place.*

Reporter:- _Oh, I see, but did you sell the place to Mr. Brown?_
Mrs. Brown:- *No, but for the present he has the legal title to the site.*

Reporter:- _Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works?_
  Mrs. Brown:- *Yes, I work under him....*

Reporter:- _Do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?_
Mrs. Brown:- *I don't think so because he enjoys working on it.*

Reporter:- _Can I see the nine pound nugget of gold?_
Mrs. Brown:- *Yes, certainly...*

(She showed him the nine pound baby boy..)

_*The reporter fainted....*_