Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette

A woman was driving at night on a narrow country road.   At the same time, a man was driving at the opposite direction of that same road. 


When they narrowly passed each other at high speed, the woman rolled down her window and loudly shouted

Donkey !


Immediately the man shouted back


The man laughed.   He was proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and took the next turn in the road,  maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story:

Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand a word the woman say.