During lockdown daily life.


  1. Half of us are going to come out from quarantine as amazing cooks.  The other half with a drinking problem.


2.  I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on the wheel of fortune, now I turn it like 

     I’m cracking a safe,


  1. I need to practice social distancing with the refrigerator not 3 metres but at arm’s



  1. Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will

Have you believing that all is well in the kingdom.


  1. This morning, I saw my neighour talking to her cat again.  It was obvious she

Thought her cat understood her.  When I got back into the house, I told my dog and we both laughed.


  1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it

      cleans the toilet.


  1. I’m so excited, it’s time to take out the garbage, what should I wear ??