Joke 1

Confucius said :

If Adam n Eve were Chinese, we would still
be in
Paradise ...coz they would have eaten
the snake instead of the bloody apple ...!


Joke 2

Happy moments - PRAISE GOD;
Difficult moments - SEEK GOD;
Quiet moments - WORSHIP GOD;
Painful moments - TRUST GOD;
Saw a 360 size breast - OH MY GOD!


Joke 3

An indian go 2 a prostitute & say I pay u double if
u do it INDIAN STYLE, pros agreed. 

After hv sex, she ask what is INDIAN STYLE?
He said payment after 90 days!