Joe's wife comes in with a brand new bag, looked expensive.

Joe: "Honey I see you got a new Gucci bag, where'd you get it?"

Wife: "My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings."

The next day, the wife comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.

Joe: "Wow those are elegant sunglasses you have on today. Where did you get them?"



Wife: "My boss and I spent some of our leftover winnings on another ticket and won again! Used my half of the winnings to treat myself again."


The 3rd day, the wife drives home in new Ferrari.

Joe: "Let me and your boss won the lottery again?"

Wife: "Yes!! Isn't our luck just so unbelievable right now?? All of this winning has wiped me out mentally. Could you do me a huge favor and fill the bath for me so I can relax?"

Joe: "Anything for you, dear."

The wife comes up to see the bathtub filled with only an inch or two of water.

Wife: "Honey how is this gonna work... You need to fill it with way more water than this."

Joe: "We don't want to get your lottery ticket wet now do we?"