A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner yesterday. 

How? The other beggar asked.  

First beggar: Someone gave me a Rm100 note yesterday.  I went to the KL Tower Revolving Restaurant and ordered wine & dinner worth Rm 1,000, and enjoyed the dinner.  When the bill came, I said, I had no money. 
The manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.  

I gave the Rm 100 note to the police fellow, and he set me free.  Isn't that a wonderful example of financial management?!!!

Note : this joke was reflected the wide spread of government corruption in Malaysia...