Email from an arab student to his father.


 Dear Dad 

New York is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. 

Your son,

The next day,
Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: 

My dear loving son

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account.
 Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.