J  A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
She replied, “My husband’s cheques book.


J  A prospective husband in a book-store enquired, 
“Do you have a book called, "Husband – the Master of the House"?              
The sales-girl promptly replied,  “Yes sir, 'Fiction' and 'Humour' are on the 1st floor.”


J  The husband said to his wife, "Today is a fine day!"
The next day he said, "Today is a fine day!"
Again, the next day, he said the same thing: "Today is a fine day."
After a week, the wife became irritated and asked her husband,
"Since last week, you have been saying, 'Today is a fine day!’  I am fed up with it.   Why are you doing it?"
The husband said, "Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I'll leave you one fine day'.
I was just reminding you......"