A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us !!??

Go outside and pee in the garden .

If ants gather – Diabetes.

If you pee on you feet – Prostate.

If  it smells like a barbecue – Cholesterol.

If when you shake it, your wrist hurts – Osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants – Alzheimer.


p/s  A simple urine test which might help !! Please don't laugh...